RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Lifting and Carrying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Recommended procedure for lifting that block of Columbian Marching-Power you got Granny for Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Make use of the latest technological advances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Signs and Notices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Signs and Notices continued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Mozambique WARNING Ministry of Fish and Wildlife - Mozambique Due to the rising frequency of human-lion encounters, the Ministry is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, anyone working outdoors etc to take extra precautions while in the bush. We advise anyone outdoors to wear little noisy bells on their clothing so as to give advanced warning to any lions that might be close by. This is so you do not take them by surprise. We also advise anyone “out-of-doors†to carry “Pepper Spray†with them in case of an encounter with a lion. Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh lion activity and be able to tell the difference between lion cub sh*t and big lion sh*t. Lion cub sh*t is smaller and contains lots of berries. Big lion sh*t has bells in it, and smells like pepper. Enjoy your stay in Mozambique Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Beware of Stupidly positioned safety notices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Make sure your equipment is properly adjusted and protected from the elements; carry your tools in an appropriate manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Protective Equipment - available for the most demanding of figures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Take short breaks from working at your computer All facilities have been provided Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Driving and Vehicles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Smoking and Drinking Only smoke in designated areas Your local sports facility now offers alcohol and little bowls of mind-altering drugs ... Always keep an eye on your children when they are making incendiary devices in the garden ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 The SheffieldHistory.co.uk Alternative Safety Presentation Losing the Plot ! Why not install escape ladders in your cess pit in case someone falls in ? Teflon carpeting makes sure the kids don't find their hidden Chrismas presents ... If you REALLY, REALLY have to eat the Mother in Laws Lasagne ... Chip pan fires - remember to remove GrandMa from the fire blanket first ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 That's the end of that lot - Hope someone gets a laugh out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest carlie167 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Thanks Richard, enjoyed those. he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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