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Hung Chow calla into work and says,

"Hey,i no come work today, i really sick.

Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurtm i no come work".

The boss says,"you know something, Hung Chow,

i really need you today, when i feel sick like you do ,

i go to my wife, and tell her give sex.

That makes everything better and i go to work,

you try that".

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.

"I do what you say an i feel great,

I be at work soon...........

You got very nice house".

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More Blonde Jokes.

BLONDE LOGIC

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on the beach talking,

and one blonde says to the other"which do you think is farther away

away.....Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde says"Hellooooooooo, can you see Florida???????"

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a garage,and she says to the mechanic,

"it just died"

After he works on it for a few minutes,it's idling smoothly.

She says "whay's the story?"

He says "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks"How often do i have to do that?"

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