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RichardB

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I'm sure there's a bloke stands at one of those windows which overlooks the fountains in the Charlie Peace Gardens who snoops and peers out through the net curtains. He is in a room with all the control valves for the fountains and he is waiting for kids to go and play in it.

He has 3 main controls

1 )

Water pressure, 3 settings, OFF, NORMAL and BLAST THAT KID INTO ORBIT

2 )

Water temperature, 5 settings, ABSOLUTELY FREEZING, COLD, NORMAL, HOT, and SCALDING

3 )

Water composition, 3 settings, CHLORINATED CLEAN, CHOLERA ALERT and RAW SEWAGE

You could have some right fun with that on hot sunny day in August

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