GillMar Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Two men had been to a Halloween party and were on there way home when they decided to take a short cut through the cemetery. They hadn't been long on their way when they hear a tapping - they froze and listened. They crept towards the sound and saw an old man with chisel and hammer, working on a grave stone. "Old man, what are you doing so late at night in the cemetery?" they asked. "These idiots haven't spelled my name correctly", he answered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vox Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 :o he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveH Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Two men had been to a Halloween party and were on there way home when they decided to take a short cut through the cemetery. They hadn't been long on their way when they hear a tapping - they froze and listened. They crept towards the sound and saw an old man with chisel and hammer, working on a grave stone. "Old man, what are you doing so late at night in the cemetery?" they asked. "These idiots haven't spelled my name correctly", he answered. Did they really meet a spirit in the cemetry? Or had they consumed a few too many spirits before walking home through the cemetry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveH Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Two men had been to a Halloween party and were on there way home when they decided to take a short cut through the cemetery. They hadn't been long on their way when they hear a tapping - they froze and listened. They crept towards the sound and saw an old man with chisel and hammer, working on a grave stone. "Old man, what are you doing so late at night in the cemetery?" they asked. "These idiots haven't spelled my name correctly", he answered. It must have been William Shakespeare's grave. A lot of people think he used a ghost writer to write all his major works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GillMar Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'm betting on Wilhelm Tell's lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveH Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'm betting on Wilhelm Tell's I wouldn't want to be stood with an apple on my head if the guy firing the crossbow at it had consumed a lot of spirits. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GillMar Posted November 6, 2011 Author Share Posted November 6, 2011 You're really getting into the spirit of things lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveH Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 You're really getting into the spirit of things I think its just me, being me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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