RichardB Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 For years, in a vain attempt to impress the ladies, I wore half a coconut down my trousers. It was only last week a good friend told me I should have been wearing it down the front of my trousers. (I'll get my coat ...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveH Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 For years, in a vain attempt to impress the ladies, I wore half a coconut down my trousers. It was only last week a good friend told me I should have been wearing it down the front of my trousers. (I'll get my coat ...) Rubbish!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart0742 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 For years, in a vain attempt to impress the ladies, I wore half a coconut down my trousers. It was only last week a good friend told me I should have been wearing it down the front of my trousers. (I'll get my coat ...) I've heard worse, well I must have at my age <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveH Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 I've heard worse, well I must have at my age Looks like the old Norfolk School boys DaveH and Stuart0742 are heckling you a bit over that joke Richard, - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardB Posted May 20, 2010 Author Share Posted May 20, 2010 Looks like the old Norfolk School boys DaveH and Stuart0742 are heckling you a bit over that joke Richard, - "Let them eat cake ..." :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveH Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 "Let them eat cake ..." A quote, -allegedly, - from Queen Marie Antionette of France A little known fact about her, - She was the first woman to wear revealing "see through" clothing. She adored fine material, especially silk, produced bt the top Franch cloth manufacturers. Being rich she got her silkmakers to spin the thread to progressively finer and finer Denier values until it was eventually so fine that the resultant cloth became transparent We all know the Han - Christian Anderson story about the Emporor having no clothes and only one small lad noticing. I wonder if, when Marie Antionette went into Paris (but not to her own execution) anyone noticed that she appeared to be wearing nothing! I wonder if the King, Louis XVI, noticed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveHB Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Maybe he could read it somewhere .. but it's a well known fact that a ' half of coconut is known to attract tits' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukelele lady Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 For years, in a vain attempt to impress the ladies, I wore half a coconut down my trousers. It was only last week a good friend told me I should have been wearing it down the front of my trousers. (I'll get my coat ...) Well I like it not heard that one before. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveH Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Well I like it not heard that one before. Glad that someone liked it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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