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Old, rubbish but clean joke from yesteryear ...

A Russian couple were strolling down the street in Moscow, when the husband felt a drop hit his nose.

'I think it's starting to rain,' he said to his wife.

'I don't think so, it felt more like snow to me,' she replied.

'No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said.'

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining

or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them.

'Let's not fight about it,' the man said, 'let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially

raining or snowing.'

As the official approached, the husband stopped him and asked, 'Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it

officially raining or snowing?'

'It's raining, of course,' he answered and walked on.

But the woman insisted: 'I know that felt like snow!'

To which the man quietly replied: 'Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!' :mellow:

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Old, rubbish but clean joke from yesteryear ...

A Russian couple were strolling down the street in Moscow, when the husband felt a drop hit his nose.

'I think it's starting to rain,' he said to his wife.

'I don't think so, it felt more like snow to me,' she replied.

'No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said.'

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining

or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them.

'Let's not fight about it,' the man said, 'let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially

raining or snowing.'

As the official approached, the husband stopped him and asked, 'Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it

officially raining or snowing?'

'It's raining, of course,' he answered and walked on.

But the woman insisted: 'I know that felt like snow!'

To which the man quietly replied: 'Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!' :mellow:

This is a bit like the one about the old Communist Russian guy who was travelling across Britain on an intercity express and got drunk in the bar carriage then started shouting, swearing and abusing other passengers because he didn't like the beer and the extortionate price being charged for it.

He was arrested and charged with public order offences.

News headline in the paper was. -

Rude Olf, the Red, loathes train beer.

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It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

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