Humour?

[Guest JackD]

A blind man walks into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee,

after sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,

"hey, you wanna here a blonde joke.

The bar immediately falls silent,

in a very deep, and husky voice,the woman sat next to him says,

"before you tell that joke sir, i think it only fair--given that you'r blind,

that you should know five things.

1, the bartender is a girl with a baseball bat.

2,the bouncer is a blonde girl

3,i'm a six foot tall,175lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4,the blonde woman sitting next to me a professional weightlifter.

5,the lady to your right is a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously,mister,do you want to tell that joke?.

The blindman thinks for a minute,shakes head and mutters,

"No,not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times"