The Internet Spread..

[syrup]

Day in and day out

Better be careful

what you do!

It's traveling around the world

The "Internet Spread"

will catch up with you

Many years ago...

before the computer

came around

This ailment called

"Internet Spread"

was nowhere to be found

Now from morning to night

People are there...

You know where....

In front of computers

sitting on a chair

That chair will do it to you

every time

You know what I have found

It'll make your bottom

really round

You can try to sit

a little more to the left

or a little more to the right

Instead of just flat

That still won't keep

your backside firm and tight

I guess you can stand

for a while

Like an hour or two

Then the muscles

back there drop

Yep...that's just what

they do

This is what happens

It all goes saggy

Next thing you know

you got a bum that's baggy

This is the truth

If it's something

you dread

Don't sit in front

of the computer

Or you'll get

"Internet Spread"